Once upon a time, there was a little red hen
One day the little red hen
The little red hen
asked her friends, "Who will help me do the testing?"
"I can't be bothered," barked the lazy dog
.
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat
.
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck
.
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck
"Then I will," said the little red hen
. So the little red hen
tested herself. But none of her friends did.
When the testing showed things weren't going well, the little red hen
"I can't be bothered," barked the lazy dog
.
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat
.
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck
.
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck
"Then I will," said the little red hen
. So the little red hen
tried contact tracing all by herself, but it was too much without help.
When the testing then showed the pandemic was starting to spread out of control, the little red hen
"I can't be bothered," barked the lazy dog
.
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat
.
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck
.
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck
"Then I will," said the little red hen
. So the little red hen
wore her mask everywhere she went, even though others didn't.
The tired little red hen
"I can't be bothered," barked the lazy dog
.
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat
.
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck
.
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck
"Then I will," said the little red hen
. So the little red hen
stayed home, limited her outings, and tried really hard to socially distance by staying in her coop.
When it came time to reopen, and all the other farms in the land were getting back to life as usual, the tired little red hen
"I can't taste anything," whimpered the lazy dog
.
"I feel like crap," meowed the sleepy cat
.
"COUGH COUGH COUGH," quacked the noisy yellow duck
.
"I feel like crap," meowed the sleepy cat
"COUGH COUGH COUGH," quacked the noisy yellow duck
"Yeah" said the little red hen
. "That's what I figured." And she tromped back to her coop, muttering.
"Fools."