Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who lived on a farm . She was friends with a lazy dog , a sleepy cat , and a noisy yellow duck .
One day the little red hen was told that all the farms in the land were on the verge of a pandemic, and her farm was forced to shut down. The little red hen had an idea. She would follow the advice of experts and institute testing protocols to help keep the farm open.
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat .
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck .
When the testing showed things weren't going well, the little red hen asked her friends, "Who will help institute contact tracing?"
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat .
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck .
When the testing then showed the pandemic was starting to spread out of control, the little red hen asked her friends, "Who will wear a mask to reduce the spread of this thing?"
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat .
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck .
The tired little red hen asked her friends, "Who will be really careful about where they go, self-quarantine, and generally try not to unnecessarily infect the other animals?"
"You're not the boss of me," purred the sleepy cat .
"MAGA!" quacked the noisy yellow duck .
When it came time to reopen, and all the other farms in the land were getting back to life as usual, the tired little red hen asked her friends, "Who will reopen with me?"
"I feel like crap," meowed the sleepy cat .
"COUGH COUGH COUGH," quacked the noisy yellow duck .