I'd cited a dollar figure on the scale of the American advertising industry, and even though I'd found it multiply attested earlier in the week, I suddenly got a bad case of the yips. Did I get that number wrong? Had I erred? Maybe I'd mistyped it. Maybe I'd misread it.
If I had, my mistake was likely not a rounding error. Not off by two percent, not off by ten percent, but off by 100,000%. The number was the total 2024 spending on advertising, which came in, averaging from various sources, at just a smidge over $500,000,000,000.
America spent five hundred billion dollars on marketing in 2024, I declared publicly, while church folks shook their heads in amazement.
Surely that was wrong. It couldn't be right. It's a staggering figure, a preposterous figure, one that I presented with confidence. Had I made a mistake?
The dog did his business, and I slogged home, suddenly certain that I had catastrophically embarrassed myself. I checked the numbers again.
There'd been no mistake.
Five hundred billion dollars, more or less, against a global total of one point one trillion.
I didn't know whether to be relieved or re-horrified. In context, it does make sense. Americans see more advertising than any other culture. It's that money that feeds Facebook, that feeds X, that feeds Google. It's that money that fills our mailboxes with crap, that forces us to pause multiple times during a show, even if we've paid Bezos for the frickin' "privilege" of Prime. We've been taught that ads are fun, that ads are cool and great and creative, but Jesus Mary and Joseph, that's insane.
For that price, we as a nation could have Medicare for all, and a fully funded USAID, and retool our economy to actually compete with the Chinese, and have a MoonBase, and be going to Mars. But instead, we get...what? We get a cotton candy nothing. We're penned up and stuffed full of manufactured desires like foie gras geese or penned up veal calves.
None of it, not a bit of it, is necessary for the functioning of a healthy society. Would we not remember to eat? Would we forget that we need a roof over our heads? Would our doctors not recommend appropriate medications?
Of course not.
Imagine an authoritarian regime that spent that much on propaganda, where that amount of energy was spent manipulating the hearts and minds of an endlessly anxious populace.
How is that not what's happening?