Wednesday, October 5, 2016
Pastor Appreciation Sunday: The Body Count
He also keeps real quiet, keeps to himself, says he's an introvert.
But that's a lie. He's not an introvert. He's hiding something, something all of you need to know.
I know his secret. I know what he is.
He's a murderer. A stone-cold killer. The evidence is all there, plain as the nose on your face.
As soon as he showed up, people started dying.
Out of nowhere, somebody got cancer. And there he was, doing their funeral, getting paid money on the side for it, I don't doubt.
Then somebody else got cancer, and it's the same thing, all over again. Who makes money off of that? The pastor.
You got to follow the money.
Then there was this young woman in our community, pretty and lost, kind of a mess, you all knew her. I saw him talking with her after church one time, and another time at the fellowship hour. Next thing you know, they find her dead. "Overdose," they said. Yeah, right.
Pretty young woman like that? I know what goes on.
Coverup, more like.
Because what had already happened? Exactly the same thing, just twelve months before. Young woman, related to a family of the church, and she suddenly dies. "Overdose." Who's at the funeral? He is. How much did he get paid? Nobody knows. There are no records. Or they were destroyed, more like.
I went and I checked out his last church. What did I find? People died there, too, and there he was, doing the funerals, taking in money on the side.
And it gets worse.
He's got people coming to him all the time, telling him their secrets. What's he doing to do with that information? Use it for some nefarious purpose, like blackmail? Given how many people die around him, you'd be lucky if all he did was blackmail you.
It's a clear pattern. Once you see it, once you put all the pieces together, there's just no way around it. Our pastor is a sociopath and a serial killer.
I've tried to tell you people at the fellowship hour, but nobody talks to me any more. Everyone's drunk his Kool-Aid. And every time I submit this article for the church newsletter, does it get published?
No. Just part of the coverup, as his flunkies continue his corrupt reign.
How many people have to die, before people realize who this guy really is?
He's as bad as the Clintons.